更多UNIX笑话

Try these on Andrew or any AFS or UNIX system:  
 
 
% rm meese-ethics  
rm: meese-ethics nonexistent  
 
% ar m God  
ar: God does not exist  
 
% "How would you rate Reagan's incompetence?  
Unmatched ".  
 
% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?  
Missing ].  
 
 
% ^How did the sex change^ operation go?  
Modifier failed.  
 
% If I had a ( for every $ Reagan spent on the military, what would I have?  
Too many ('s.  
 
% make love  
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.  
 
% sleep with me  
bad character  
 
% got a light?  
No match.  
 
% man: why did you get a divorce?  
man:: Too many arguments.  
 
% ^What is saccharine?  
Bad substitute.  
 
% %blow  
%blow: No such job.  
 
% \(-  
(-: Command not found.  
 
% sh  
 
$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense  
no sense in pretending!  
 
$ drink <bottle; opener  
bottle: cannot open  
opener: not found  
 
$ mkdir matter; cat >matter  
matter: cannot create  
 
% man sex  
No manual entry for sex  
 
% cat "food in cans" 
cat: can't open food in cans 

% nice man woman 
No manual entry for woman. 

% rm God 
rm: God nonexistent 

% sleep with me 
bad character 

某港刊上说，Windows2000和Linux对台打擂，比网上谁更安全， 
谁先攻入对方操作系统就赢。微软用了一个P-III 500的某牌电 
脑上Win2000 Server, Linux一方仅用一Pentium级电脑架server。 
结果Win2000 没胜，但Linux一方也没获胜，原因是Win2000的 
电脑连续DOWN机数次，几乎连不上去。